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"Laugh unitl your belly hurts and then just a little bit more". — Unknown Laughter is a good form of stress relief and that is no joke. Whether you're watching your favourite TV series or chuckling quietly at a newspaper cartoon, laughing does you a world of good!  Today we've curated a few articles, snippets and quotes to give you a good chuckle "11 South African Jokes That Will Make You Laugh". Enjoy! 1. Kom Ons Braai   2. ESKOM Joke 3. Rugby Folks Joking Around 4. You'll Get This If You...

  Ditch the burger joints and make something hearty for dinner. And there's nothing better than a slow cooked pepper steak pie wrapped in a buttery flaky pastry with an ice cold cola on the side to finish it off.  Today we will be sharing our "Everything You Need To Know To Bake The Perfect Petrol Station Steak Pie".  Follow these easy steps and enjoy you very first "Petrol Station Steak Pie". Ingredients 2 sheets (400g each) store-bought puff pastry Thawed 2 tbsp (30ml) oil 500g beef steak cut into 1.5x1.5cm cubes 1...

Are you a Beacon Marshmallow chocolate lover?  You will be in heaven with the Triple Brownie Beacon Marshmallow Surprise - a chocolate brownie covered in Beacon Marshmallow Eggs covered in vanilla ice cream.   Or you could try a heavenly combination of chocolate, peanut butter marshmallow eggs that is just delectable!  For a bite-sized indulgence with that irresistible marshmallow marie biscuit combo, look no further than Easter Smores―you can’t have just one!! With only a handful of ingredients, you can put a special Easter dessert recipe in a very short time.  Today we...

"If you are going to get anywhere in life, you have to read a lot of books" Roald Dahl. Books open our minds to new points of view, they challenge us, make us feel uncomfortable, and probably even change our world view.  There  are "12 South African Must Read Books "  that we are showcasing today! Why?  Each book is exhilarating!  Taking you on a journey of those who fought for freedom, challenged racial boundaries, uncovered the dark secrets of rhino conservation (yes we've inlcuded this too), and the personal trials that South Africans...

  Slap Tjips (pronounced "Sl - Up - Chips) aka South African French Fries. But not quite French Fries at all.  Slap Tjips are thicker than French Fries and are cooked at much lower temperatures for a longer time. Slap Tjips are also not as crispy as French Fries, they slightly crispy on the outside and soft and fluffy on the inside. Today we will be sharing a step by step guide on "How To Make South African Slap Chips".    Enjoy   1. Peel the potato You can use a...

A smile starts on the lips, a grin spreads to the eyes, a chuckle comes from the belly; but a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and bubbles all around. — Carolyn Birmingham   How many times have you seen a meme and said hey that's just like me ? Today we have curated "13 Hilarious South African Memes" that remind us of South African humor and a little peak into South African life too:) Enjoy and have a good laugh:)    1. You know you weekend is over...

Romany Creams are two crunchy chocolate coconut biscuits which are sandwiched deliciously with a creamy chocolate filling. They are a fan favorite, and a few holiday dinner tables can't go without them.  We've curated a homemade recipe and a few Bakers Biscuit Romany Cream recipes (If you have some) to make some lovely desserts. History of Romany Creams Ian Pyott was born in South Africa in 1895.  When he was old enough he joined the military and went to war, not knowing that he would end up a hero.  Once...

With the hot days of summer coming up there’s nothing more refreshing than an ice-cold ginger beer to pick you up when you feel like you’re melting to the ground. Ginger beer is either a flavored soft drink or a spicy alcoholic beverage. While both are delicious, we’ll be learning "How To Make Ginger Beer Like Your Ouma", the soft drink version obviously. A Little History About Gingerbeer Ginger has a refreshing, zippy taste and is one of the oldest spices known around the world. In fact, it dates all...

“We’re going to have this wonderful thing on the 24th of this month… when we all gather round one fire… it’s a fantastic thing, a very simple idea. Irrespective of your politics, of your culture, of your race, of your whatever, hierdie ding doen ons saam (this thing we do together)… just South Africans doing one thing together, and recognising that we are a fantastic nation”. - Tutu Happy Heritage Day!   So put on your favourite Heritage Day outfit and braai (BBQ) up a storm today with those close...

  "Jerusalema" a song that has sparked a dance challenge around the world, written by Master KG (real name is Khaogelo Moagi), featuring South African vocalist Nomcebo. The song was popularised around the world after 19 June 2020 when Master KG and Nigerian star Burna Boy collaborated in the virtual space to release the Jerusalema remix.  The dance, according to Master KG was popularised by a group in Angola, when a group of friends recorded the video of the the dance and from there the reat was history... The video went viral...